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Un topo esta destrozando la cosecha de un pequeño pueblo vasco, al final organizan una batida y lo cazan. - Y que hacemos que el, pues? - Le metemos un hierro candente por el culo hasta que muera! - No, que se muere muy pronto. - Le cortamos con la maquina de picar! - No, que eso se termina muy rapido! - Ya esta, se lo damos al tio Iñaki que es al que mas le ha fastidiado la cosecha, y como es mas bestia que nadie seguro que se le ocurre alguna barbaridad. Al dia siguiente: - Tio Iñaki, como mataste al topo? Le metiste un hierro al rojo por el culo? - No, que eso es muy rapido La maquina de picar? - No, que es muy rapido. - Entonces que hiciste? - Para que sufriera, lo enterre vivo.

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Alicante Golf: An oasis in the city - Rundtownnews.co.uk


Alicante Golf: An oasis in the city
Rundtownnews.co.uk
This is the hole that most people remember at Alicante Golf: a tee shot over water to a green that has a platform on the back right that will definitely ...
Tips FORE Golf 7-28KXNet.com
Bear's Best a golden collection of great golf holesLas Vegas Review-Journal

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SHIP FIRE IN ALICANTE PORT - The Leader Newspaper Online


SHIP FIRE IN ALICANTE PORT
The Leader Newspaper Online
... blades for wind turbines from the ship. The ship "Bonacieux" was registered in Gibraltar. It arrived in Alicante from the port of Bilbao on Saturday.


DIESEL SPILL FORCES CLOSURE OF ALICANTE BEACH - The Leader Newspaper Online


DIESEL SPILL FORCES CLOSURE OF ALICANTE BEACH
The Leader Newspaper Online
Albufereta Beach was closed On Sunday afternoon after the Red Cross found a large quantity of diesel fuel about 100 metres long and 80 meters out from the ...


Hercules Join Race For Fabio Grosso And Mauro Camoranesi - Peace FM Online


Peace FM Online
Hercules Join Race For Fabio Grosso And Mauro Camoranesi
Peace FM Online
Diario Informacion of Alicante claims that the Blanquiazules are considering taking on board the 2006 World Cup winning pair. Juventus have failed to assure ...

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Carp-R-Us news - Rundtownnews.co.uk


Carp-R-Us news
Rundtownnews.co.uk
THIS WEEK'S match was held on the Pantano de Beniarres, north of Alicante. The weather was stiflingly hot and the fish seemed to be also suffering from the ...


AENA to soundproof homes close to Alicante airport - Typically Spanish


Typically Spanish
AENA to soundproof homes close to Alicante airport
Typically Spanish
Alicante City Hall has confirmed the news, with the councillor for town planning, Alejandro Pérez, explaining the details to some of the residents affected. ...


Carlo Antoni Walker - Expatica Belguim


Expatica Belguim
Carlo Antoni Walker
Expatica Belguim
How I came to be an international: I took part in the Erasmus program at University and studied at the University of Alicante for 1 year which gave me the ...

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Two bodies found off the Cabo de la Nao - Typically Spanish


Typically Spanish
Two bodies found off the Cabo de la Nao
Typically Spanish
By hb - Jul 29, 2010 - 1:48 PM Two bodies have been located in the waters of the Mediterranean off the Cabo de la Nao, Alicante. ...


Bhoys seal Hooper swoop - SkySports


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Bhoys seal Hooper swoop
SkySports
The 25-year-old has already snubbed the opportunity to join the Alicante-based side, although they have not given up hope of landing his signature. ...
Celtic ready to fast-track Gary Hooper into Braga squadScotsman

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20 counterfeiters arrested in Murcia and Alicante - Typically Spanish


Typically Spanish
20 counterfeiters arrested in Murcia and Alicante
Typically Spanish
By hb - Jul 26, 2010 - 9:06 PM National Police have arrested 20 people in the provinces of Murcia and Alicante in connection with counterfeit money and ...
Not only Valencia lacks interest tourism promotionGuide2Valencia

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