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Que tiene una mujer de cuarenta entre las tetas que no tiene una de veinte? El ombligo.

Una Seņorita va a la iglesia a confesarse: -"Perdoneme padre porque he pecado", dice la tipa. -"Bueno hija, cuentame tus pecados", le responde el cura. -"El otro dia estaba caminando por la calle cuando me encontre con un viejo amigo. Fuimos a tomar un cafe, empezamos a charlar, fuimos a su departamento e hicimos el amor. Y como yo soy tan FRUGIL..." -"Fragil, hija, se dice fragil", interpone el padre. -"Bueno, al dia siguiente estaba sentada en la plaza cuando de repente se aparece otro amigo. Empezamos a charlar y despues terminamos en mi departamento e hicimos el amor. Y como yo soy tan FRUGIL..." -"Fragil, hija, fragil," dice otra vez el cura. -"Y ayer estaba con mis amigas cuando se aparecio mi novio. Empezamos a conversar, y despues fuimos a su departamento y como yo soy tan, ay cual es esa palabra, padre?" -"Puta, hija, puta."

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Kansas City Star

Hyundai Motor 2Q Net Jumps 71%; New Models To Drive Performance
Wall Street Journal
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Washington Post

Nissan Turns Profit In 1Q As Sales Increase Globally
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Globe and Mail

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NASCAR Sprint Cup Series number crunching after Indianapolis Motor Speedway
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Ford Motor Credit sells $1.25 bln 7-yr notes - IFR
Reuters
N), the finance arm of Ford Motor Co. (FN) on Wednesday sold $1.25 billion of seven-year notes, said IFR, a Thomson Reuters service. ...
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Elpida, Japan Tobacco, Kyocera, Murata, Nissan Motor, Sony: Equity Preview
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Hyundai Motor Co Acquisition Of Treasury Stock
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Straits Times

China Commerce Ministry Approves Geely Purchase Of Volvo
Wall Street Journal
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Ford sale of Volvo expected to be done next weekThe Detroit News
China govt approves Geely acquisition of VolvoThe Associated Press
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AutoWeek

Porsche 918 Spyder will come with an electric plug
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