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Playa del Rey ousted from state tourney - Los Angeles Wave Newspapers


Playa del Rey ousted from state tourney
Los Angeles Wave Newspapers
Westchester High School's Jamaal Moore, pitching here at Dodger Stadium in the City Section Division II title game, helped Playa del Rey reach the American ...
Baseball: Gallardo strikes out 12 for Playa del ReyLos Angeles Times (blog)
Playa del Rey in Legion state finalLos Angeles Wave Newspapers
Baseball: Long Beach Wilson, San Bernardino advanceLos Angeles Times (blog)
San Bernardino Sun -Long Beach Press-Telegram
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Letters: Playa del Norte backers come out in force - OCRegister


Letters: Playa del Norte backers come out in force
OCRegister
We want Playa del Norte. Reject the referendum being circulated by the disgruntled losers. I am a 22-year San Clemente resident. As such, I've witnessed the ...

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X Prize offers cash for oil spill cleaners - Register


X Prize offers cash for oil spill cleaners
Register
The Playa Vista, California, non-profit Foundation says that Thursday's announcement will include details on the scope of the competition, team rules, ...

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Drake's a playa - [here]


Drake's a playa
[here]
For what it was, Canadian rap superstar Drake's show at Harbour Station was a smashing success. Full disclaimer: I hate the hip hop that made him famous. ...


Ballona Lagoon: Biologist joins rival environmental group in recommending ... - Marina del Rey Argonaut


Ballona Lagoon: Biologist joins rival environmental group in recommending ...
Marina del Rey Argonaut
The manager of the Ballona Freshwater Marsh and the co-directors of a Playa del Rey environmental group are now on the same side of an ...


Real Resorts Understands that Families Come in All Sizes - PR Newswire (press release)


Real Resorts Understands that Families Come in All Sizes
PR Newswire (press release)
Single guests at the family friendly all-inclusive Gran Caribe Cancun and Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen can now pay a single guest suite rate and bring ...

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Playa del Norte supporters vow to defeat referendum effort - OCRegister


Playa del Norte supporters vow to defeat referendum effort
OCRegister
Supporters of San Clemente's Playa del Norte commercial project are mobilizing, vowing to defeat opponents' efforts to pass a referendum to overturn the ...


Letters: Playa del Norte debate reignites - OCRegister


Letters: Playa del Norte debate reignites
OCRegister
LAB has worked in good faith with the city. But there is a group of citizens who don't seem to know the meaning of good faith. Several recent letters go ...
Foes seek to put Playa del Norte to votersOCRegister
Stamp of ApprovalSan Clemente Times

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El Dorado legion baseball team eliminated from state tournament - El Dorado Hills Telegraph


El Dorado legion baseball team eliminated from state tournament
El Dorado Hills Telegraph
On Sunday El Dorado lost to Playa del Rey, 5-2. Another 2010 Vista graduate, Landis Provencial, scattered 11 hits and struck out four in 7 1/3 innings on ...
Folsom boys help El Dorado baseball team reach state tournamentFolsom Telegraph

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Thursday: 23 gay things to do in Atlanta today - Project Q Atlanta


Thursday: 23 gay things to do in Atlanta today
Project Q Atlanta
Crooner Sarah Peacock (top photo) performs her acoustic solo magic @ Bellissima, 8:30 pm • Play, playa. Texas Hold'em Poker @ Blake's, 7 pm, and Crazy Bitch ...


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