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Una mujer esta buscando una capilla en la que según la tradición muchas mujeres que parecen estériles van a rezar allí y se curan de su problema (según me han dicho, este lugar existe de verdad). La mujer en cuestión ve la puerta de un convento y llama: -Si? -Es aquí donde con un Ave María una se puede quedar embarazada? -No, eso es con el padre nuestro, pero ahora esta de vacaciones.

Va un camionero al dentista todo acojonado. -Oiga, me duele la muela. -A ver, abra la boca. -No, que tengo mucho miedo... -Mire, sabe que haremos?, le doy esta botella de whisky, usted echa algún trago, y vera como se le pasa el miedo. Al rato, el camionero ya ha dejado la botella totalmente vacía: -Que, se siente mas valiente ahora? -Si... pero a ver quien es el guapo que me toca ahora la muela.

Gay

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Washington Post

Colgate sales weak, Venezuela currency hit bigger
Reuters
N) posted weaker-than expected sales and warned that the full-year impact of currency devaluation in Venezuela would be greater than anticipated, ...
Colgate-Palmolive 2Q Profit Rises 7.3%, Sales DisappointWall Street Journal
Colgate Announces Record 2nd Quarter EarningsMarketWatch (press release)
Colgate-Palmolive's 2Q profit climbs 7 percentThe Associated Press
Barron's (blog) -Bloomberg -RTT News
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Xinhua

Talks on Venezuela-Colombia row
BBC News
The breakdown in ties between South American neighbours Venezuela and Colombia is set to be addressed at a meeting of regional foreign ministers. ...
Venezuela-Colombia spat to pass, returnMiamiHerald.com
South American leaders to discuss Colombia-Venezuela relationshipWashington Post
Analysis: Colombia dispute helps Chavez distractThe Associated Press
NPR -Voice of America -Colombia Reports
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Reuters UK

TNK-BP may buy Venezuela assets from BP
MarketWatch
"TNK-BP supports the intent of its 50% shareholder BP to strategically realign its asset base in Venezuela and is actively evaluating the opportunity to ...
BP Seeks to Sell Venezuela AssetsWall Street Journal
* BP may sell Venezuela oil stakes to Russian TNK-BP ventureFinancial Times (blog)
BP May Sell Venezuela Assets To Russian VentureBenzinga
Montreal Gazette -RIA Novosti
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Boston Globe

Avon Products 2Q Net Doubles On 2009 Charges; Sales Up
Wall Street Journal
Gross margin rose to 63.5% from 62.3%, or 2.6 percentage-point growth excluding impacts from Venezuela's devaluation and other charges. ...
Avon Reports Second-Quarter ResultsMarketWatch (press release)
Avon Products 2Q net income jumpsThe Associated Press
Avon posts higher profit as beauty sales riseReuters
Morningstar.com -Sacramento Bee -Comtex Smartrend
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Helmerich & Payne Posts 3Q Loss On Venezuela Devaluation
Wall Street Journal
Helmerich & Payne Inc. (HP) swung to a loss in its fiscal third quarter on losses related to the devaluation of Venezuela's currency earlier this year. ...
Helmerich Q3 beats Street on higher rig utilizationReuters
Helmerich & Payne, Inc. Announces Third Quarter Results and Nine New FlexRig(R ...MarketWatch (press release)
Helmerich & Payne Slips To Loss In Q3 - Quick FactsRTT News

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Venezuela to sell foreign gov't bonds domestically
BusinessWeek
Venezuela's central bank plans to begin selling foreign dollar-denominated government bonds on local markets to cover a shortage of its ...
Central Bank of Venezuela ponders changes in forex systemEl Universal

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Globe and Mail

Venezuela Prepared To Cut US Oil Flow -Venezuela Oil Minister
Wall Street Journal
CARACAS (Dow Jones)--Venezuelan state-owned oil company Petroleos de Venezuela, or PDVSA, is ready to quickly cut ...
Venezuela's Chavez threatens to stop oil sales to USWashington Post
Venezuela threatens oil cut to USAljazeera.net
Colombia-Venezuela ties continue to festerLos Angeles Times
National Post -RTT News -Christian Science Monitor
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Earthtimes (press release)

Revlon Reports Second Quarter 2010 Results
MarketWatch (press release)
Excluding the unfavorable impact of foreign currency fluctuations (including the unfavorable impact of the January 2010 devaluation of Venezuela's local ...
Pride International, Inc. Reports Second Quarter 2010 Income From Continuing ...MarketWatch (press release)
Silgan Announces Second Quarter Earnings and Confirms Full Year 2010 EstimateMarketWatch (press release)

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Consulting Firms That Remain in Venezuela Report Solid Demand
Marketwire (press release)
The Venezuela consulting marketplace is now the smallest of the major consulting markets in Latin America. Not surprisingly many consultants have fled ...
Chronically Erratic Consulting Market, Latin America, Hits Its StrideMarketwire (press release)

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Brink's Reports Higher Second-Quarter Earnings
MarketWatch (press release)
The functional currency in Venezuela was the bolivar fuerte in 2009, and became the US dollar in 2010 under highly inflationary accounting rules. ...

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